I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the President when I was half stoned
I've been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used, motherfucker
I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run, sang with Shotgun Willie
Went from small time Philly, to big time Bobby
From three day old chili to saké with wasabi
I'm home (home)
Hey, I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me (no)
Not like me (no)
Di-da-da-da, like me (no)
Hey, like me (no)
No more bein' poured drink specials at Winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd
No beginners here, I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Ahmet
Ertegun my friend, I've been the world and back
But I'm a Michigan boy, can you feel that?
And I'm home (home)
You never met a motherfucker quite like me (no)
Not like me (no)
God damn like me (no)
Hey, hey, like me (no)
Never thought I'd go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give two shits
Never wanted to sell cars 'cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar 'til I heard a lick like this
And from the depths of Dixie to my northern spots
You know it's time to rock when Old Glory drops
I pimp through town with the top let back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold Pabst in my lap
I'll adapt to any and all situations
That's why they call me the pimp of the nation
And hey, bitch, you best believe
I live in the woods, not your world of greed
Might a little weed, might a little 'ye
I'm so proud to be living in the U.S.A.
Uh-uh-uh
You've never met a motherfucker quite like me (no)
Hey, hey, like me (no)
Da, di-da-da, stay like me (no)
Hey, hey, hey, like me (no)
You ain't ever met, and you ain't never going meet
You never met a, never met a, never, never, never
Never met a motherfucker quite like me
You ain't never met a mother like me
Hey, you ain't never, never, never, never
Never met someone like me (hey, hey)
Never met like me (hey, hey)
(Dude, hey) never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey) and you never and you never gonna
(Hey, come on, already) you never, never gonna, you'll never meet
(Stop!) Hey
What?
Dude, there's just more to life that just you
Ahahahahah
